You can't park there, mate

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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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You can't park... holy crap, apparently you can! (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

OK, that might be the most impressive bit of parking, both planning and execution.

[–] andrew_s@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"It's very easy, I open my house door, then my car door, then get out and move the car manually, then close my house door, then move the chairs back, then eat some dinner, then murder the hitchhikers still trapped in my car, then watch some telly."

Seems like he leaves the car in there in neutral with no handbrake, so that's an accident waiting to happen.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Close the garage door. Where's it going to go?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 3 days ago

Out for a pack.

[–] andrew_s@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was thinking he might trip getting in or out, the car would roll a bit, enough to pin him against the house door frame and then he'd end up having to sever some part of himself like in 127 hours. It could happen! (maybe)

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

I was thinking he might trip getting in or out, the car would roll a bit, enough to pin him against the house door frame and then he’d end up having to sever some part of himself like in 127 hours. It could happen! (maybe)

... theme tune to Casualty plays.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If he's strong enough to push the thing, can't he just push it back?

[–] andrew_s@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No. Because he banged his head when he tripped, right? And then didn't recover for an hour or something, and the car had been pressing against his leg for an hour in such a way that's difficult for him to get leverage on it. If this guy wasn't presumably already long-dead from old-age by now, I'd write to him and tell him of my worst fears.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Surely the guy filming him would help him out

[–] andrew_s@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

No, they have a code. It's like then when they're filming lions: they don't warn the wildebeest that they're in danger, they have to let nature take its course.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

That dude is hardcore. "Yeah I got one inch on each side nbd."