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Management be like (lemmy.ml)
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[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 20 points 9 months ago

They can summon pizzas out of thin air but can't summon a raise...

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 20 points 9 months ago

Its usually middle management trying to keep morale up amongst their peers. Its the upper management that have all the control. Unfortunately, upper management treats middle management just as garbage as all the lower level people, in my experience.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You can go grab pizza on your break!

When can I have my break?

Well we're busy today so I'll clock you out for it but I need you to keep working

doomer

[-] NotErisma@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The management here call that a "working lunch"

debord-tired

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My work place used to give us food and snacks for free... now they only give finance shit for free. I literally fucking hate finance people, they are the biggest waste of money.. i swear to god if you got rid of 3/4 of all finance teams in the world nothing would fucking happen. Give me my tasty Tuesdays back you sacks of shit

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

It's always those shit rectangle slices too.
And even if everyone takes lunch/breaks at the same time it was delivered hours ago.

I've been on the management side doing this, too. There's no way to coordinate the delivery. It's just not possible with our universes laws.

[-] peanutbutter_gas@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago

I used to work with a guy that as soon as a slice was in my mouth, he'd ask, "you good? Want any more?". Then he'd proceed to put all the remaining pizza in Ziploc bags and take them home.

He's an asshole

[-] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Rectangle slices are goateed

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Are they? I've never had them hot.

[-] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

The best pizza I have ever had was rectangular sliced

[-] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

Don't they know that I don't eat gluten ?

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Who are you again?

[-] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I'm gluten intolerant and you sound just like management !

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

That was the goal.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

He's Bruce Lee, or perhaps his ghost.

[-] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I was never dead to start with.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Same here bro. Shitty disease to have.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

I'm the only vegan at work, so management will try to facilitate that. But they can't remember which dietary restriction I have. Normally they think I'm diabetic. Last time there was pizza I got pointed to one corner and my CEO said "don't worry, we have some gluten free pizza right here." Champs.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

God, we've all been at this table before, haven't we? This could be a screenshot from my eyes.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Love me some pizza though

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