okmatewanker

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Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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submitted 1 month ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Who in Gregg's in the UK would write math like a yank? It's maths.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

The same kind of person who doesn't know about apostrophes.

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 9 points 1 month ago

Maffs

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Possibly the same mentality of people who try and plead the fifth amendment over here when they get arrested by “cops”.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

Printer ink ain’t cheap, you kno

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Yea, I call bullshit

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are overseas uni students allowed to work? That might be it. I never looked at UK visas to know the rules on that one.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Any other member of staff or the public would have corrected it with a marker pen in a second.

[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 21 points 1 month ago

The Yankee doodle spelling is a dead give away.

[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 month ago

We don’t pay our staff well, so they’ve been at the cash drawer and despite 27 CCTV cameras, we can figure out who it is.

Card only

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

I enjoyed the joke but disliked the spelling. I think I am experiencing "ambivalence".

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

“Math”? When did Greggs make it to the States?