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[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 84 points 11 months ago

Nice try, we all know it's excrement.

[-] Landrin201@lemmy.ml 60 points 11 months ago

Man his divorce really fucked him up didn't it?

[-] Maybelline@lemm.ee 49 points 11 months ago

I get it now!

Now, when he's on the earnings call, the investors will hear "X users", every time he says ex-users.

I've heard he's smart, but that's "solar-powered flashlight" smart.

[-] confusedwiseman@beehaw.org 21 points 11 months ago
[-] Maybelline@lemm.ee 30 points 11 months ago
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 O |   |
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   |   | X
[-] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 10 points 11 months ago

You setup the game to screw over O but ok

 O |   |   
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 O |   |
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   |   | X
[-] jsqribe@feedly.j-cloud.uk 15 points 11 months ago

Game over

 O |   |   
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 O |   |
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 O |   | X

You would have won if you went bottom left and then center

[-] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 4 points 11 months ago
[-] rockstarpirate@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Is “to x” a verb now as well? I assume that’s the idea. “Today I was xing about Lemmy.” “I’m gonna x that.”

This is immensely sad because now future generations will not be able to fully appreciate the highly nuanced and layered joke in Moana where Maui says “When you use a bird to write, it’s called tweeting.”

[-] Jmr@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

"x gonna give it to ya"

[-] vanZuider@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

One, two, three, they gonna run back to me

Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas

One, two, three, they gonna run back to me

They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave

  • Elle King - Ex's and Oh's

...I suppose that's what Elon hopes will happen with his Ex- erm I mean X-users.

[-] chahk@beehaw.org 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

No, it's fucking not!

No, it's fucking not!

[-] roi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

I have lots of X’s!

this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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