this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm more horrified at the lack of bed linen

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“Don’t worry baby, those are sour cream stains from the nachos I spilled the other night.”

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

"...That other one is bean dip"

[–] The_Tribble_Juggler@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

Oh no, he has legs now.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Listen to hotel California

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A house that's sole purpose is to manufacture and/or sell drugs out of.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And house the addicts that consume them.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I think it’s full of users as well hence the trap part

[–] seumadruga@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 1 year ago

I remembered the time I convinced three girls to go to my friend's house in an upscale neighborhood. When we got there, the house was under construction, and there was only one room ready, all dirty from the construction. Hahaha, they left hahaha.

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

I'm reading this from the temporary floor mattress, this feels targeted at me

[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

It's missing box of tissues and a furniture made of box.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If you're still in college they generally don't care so long as your bed sheets are clean and you have more than one pillow

[–] rustycheesi3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

been there, done that 😂😂