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[–] ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I so very badly want to replace a judge's gavel with one of those.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Would certainly make court more entertaining squeak

[–] MegaTony@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 12 points 1 year ago

S Q U E A K

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Okay, but will you swing the squeaky hammer in a downwards arc to hit the top of a presumably horizontal head and/or shaft, or will you swing horizontally in order to strike the tip like you're driving a thick, fleshy nail into the owner's crotch?

I'm leaning towards the latter, personally.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

Flesh nail, duh

[–] funnystuff97@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

sounds like something Sam would do.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

You'd be a blast in Mexico and Latinamerica (you'd be called El Chapulín Colorado).