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submitted 5 hours ago by antisoma@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I thought you'd call him Cotton Hill.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I'm lost..can you explain?

[–] BlameItOnSomeone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Toe-knee

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago

Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.

Take away the shins and you're left with Toe-Knee.

Tony.