this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 month ago

What happens when you bring a cat her toy?

She sighs, exasperated, and says, "I wanted you to open all the cabinet doors you fucking moron"

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Help her, asshole

(Yes I know it's not op)

Edit: commas are important people

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You really need a comma in there.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the heads up I wrote this at like 1am lol

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

OP is shifty too

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Donthelpjustfilm

[–] StopJoiningWars@discuss.online -3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your American football brain damage is leaking, careful. You already lost your punctuation 🙄.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wdym football players are all known for their rational decision making abilities \s

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

i got all my concussions playing european football tyvm