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[–] Hubi@feddit.de 103 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nooo the heckin velvet hippo doggerino just wants to be a nanny dog πŸ₯Ί my pibbles couldn't hurt a fly 😠

[–] Cockmaster6000@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's wild they call them velvet hippos when hippos are extremely dangerous and kill hundreds of people each year.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hippos are the most dangerous land mammals beside rabid dogs.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather get bitten by a deer than a hippo.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Deer don't bite much. They like to jump into traffic and kill motorists.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Read β€œpibbles” as β€œnipples”

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Probably that too

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This thread would be locked within an hour on Reddit now hahaha

"It's not the breed, it's the owner!".

Which suspicious sounds like "guns don't kill people".

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So that's were children come from, I see. My mom said something about bees and flowers, but that's bs apparently

[–] popcap200@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Well they used to be foraged for naturally in the wilderness, but these days they're just generically mass produced on farms full of chemicals and pesticides.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Nice timing. Just wanted to test this tool

[–] solinus@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice How accurate is it and are there any images that stump the tool?

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This one is quite good on photos, less on drawing. I tried another one who works better on drawing, here: https://lemmy.world/post/6239084

[–] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not so much even haters. It's really just pit bull lovers and then everyone else. Hard to hate a dog, but I think they should be highly regulated and or just plain banned. Should be like owning any other exotic dangerous animal, really hard unless you pay a ton and prove you have the means to control it and get licenses etc. Etc.

They can snap out of nowhere, i think it's safe to say they should be outlawed.

Looking for a trainer to work with my reactive staffie Daisy who is NOT AGGRESSIVE she just gets too excited around my toddlers!

Hahahaha oh fuck that’s dark

5 shmeckles? that's outrageous

[–] SafCack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Leftists when you mention a certain dog breed.

Genocide.