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[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They aren't she's "hunched" over. Once she does a biiiiig stretch will you see the true magnificent length of the feline. My cat knows how to turn off the light - he has a printer he jumps on and then needs to stretch standing on his rear paws to reach it. Never though he was that tall lol

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I had a cat that learned to open the front door to the house. Just casually stretched all the way to the handle and pulled it down

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well it’s a Kitler after all

[–] Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

definitely not a hitler stash.

More Like Charlie Chaplin Stash, amirite?

[–] Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You should get her a bowler hat , maybe a cane.

Possibly teach her to wiggle her stash?

[–] Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She would be so cute! Maybe I'll try to figure out how to crochet them. I'm not sure she's got the processing power to learn nose wiggles, tho

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe if you binge all the Charlie Chaplin films, she might pick it up on her own?

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that right paw is about to do a salute

[–] Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

She's never done a single successful murder

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because cats are very stretchy.

[–] Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago
[–] xorollo@leminal.space 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably because you make her sleep standing up! Get this cat a horizontal bed!

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Hey at least she’s pressed into the cushion wall by the eternal acceleration of the house

[–] Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

She made her choice

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bitty maintains grabbing superiority over her foes (yarn balls)

[–] Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is v true. She can reach her lil hand so far into the yarn bowl

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

She can keep enough distance from the edge of a table to both simultaneously knock things off and maintain plausible deniability.

[–] Sasnak@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Nah. She typically follows the stuff right over the edge 😂