this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 118 points 1 week ago (2 children)

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: finger up his butthole

[–] hate2bme@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Fingers in butthole is the only truth

[–] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gay: Penetrative sex between a man and a woman, apparently.

[–] TrippaSnippa@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with your wife?

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 week ago
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon got digitally violated.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Do people have any idea what being autistic means?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago

I think 4chan is adamant in using definitions the wrong way.

You know

'trolling'

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

For them, apparently an excuse

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, it seems to be thrown around by people who are trying to avoid blame for bad behavior. A lot of IP2 streamers yell that they are autistic to persuade people not to call the police. This stuff eventually filters through the internet to the point that people are using the word autistic in association with bad behaviors that have nothing to do with actual autism.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Insightful, thanks!

[–] LodeMike 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I don't think so, especially people who treat it like a badge of honor or superpower.

[–] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole

[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How loose is anons butthole?

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago
[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

No history, no origin, it just exists. Lmfao

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Anon needs to stop dating his sister.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

My gf woke me up with a blowjob. She's a literal rapist! /S

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

Not enough information in the greentext to conclude that

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 16 points 1 week ago

we do a little penetrating

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

Can someone rent this gf? Asking for a friend.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Wife material.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if anyone ever tried this on me I'm catching 25 to life

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

That is the length of an average successful marriage, yes.