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Fun fact: Lay on Hands doesn't require you to actually use your hands. (comicpress.socksandpuppets.com)

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Throughout October, I'll be drawing a piece of Konsi art every day as a Drawtober challenge. Here's the prompts I'll be using.

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[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 101 points 8 months ago

Also have today's daily Konsi.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 48 points 8 months ago

This is a classy party, so you please look respectfully, and restricted appreciative comments to one small awooga each.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

Respectfully: ^^awooga

[-] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 10 points 8 months ago

AWWOOOGAAAA respectfully

[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 8 months ago

^awooga^

[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

awooga (!!!!!)

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Maybe some OwOga?

[-] TieDyeKing@ttrpg.network 3 points 8 months ago

~Awooga~

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That's a fine looking lady

It's cause, as a goblin, she needs to prove her civilised side more, right? 😋

[-] Susaga@ttrpg.network 56 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I will always be amazed that bards have the reputation and not paladins. They're charisma casters with a healing touch, an inspiring aura, and immunity to disease.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 29 points 8 months ago

That whole "Noble honor" thing.

A Paladin has the expectation of living up to a code, honor thyself and thy Deity aspect people lean in to.

Bards? Rockstar lifestyle, or that bit of intrigue. A Harper in the right bedchamber could find some fun things.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 28 points 8 months ago

This is where you come in with a paladin of Sune, where their code of honour involves regular one night stands where you make sure your romantic partner for the night has the greatest night of their life. For you, it's Tuesday.

[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 15 points 8 months ago

There was a campaign I ran many years ago where the predominant dwarven culture's religion involved dedication to "principles" rather than literal gods. There'd be temples of Industriousness, temples of Hospitality, and so forth.

A small but fairly popular one was the Temple of Hedonism. They had clerics of Hedonism that were called "Chaperones" and paladins of Hedonism that were called "Bouncers." They were serious business, and their serious business was to ensure that everyone else in the room was safe while they had a good time. When they were on duty they were very much not susceptible to seduction or temptation.

The party got on their bad side in a big way and for a part of the campaign were dogged by hit squads led by paladins of Hedonism, fleeing from town to town trying to get out of the region they had reach in. They weren't exactly afraid of the Hedonists but they knew things were about to get very uncomfortable when they caught up.

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[-] Susaga@ttrpg.network 13 points 8 months ago

Noble honour just means they take responsibility if they knock anyone up, and they never lie about what they intend for a relationship to be. I could probably go through every set of tenets and give an idea of how every paladin is in bed.

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[-] Cylusthevirus@kbin.social 18 points 8 months ago

Paladin massages would so next level it's honestly hard to imagine.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 25 points 8 months ago

If you fall in love with a paladin, you're smitten by them.

[-] Susaga@ttrpg.network 11 points 8 months ago

Konsi will agree that when it comes to Razira, it's not just her smites that are divine, if you know what I'm saying.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 16 points 8 months ago

It's also the lay on hands and the relentless endurance.

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago

It also helps that they can Bless somebody whenever they sneeze.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 8 months ago

Or smote if they don't like you back

[-] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 10 points 8 months ago

I've always said that druids have the most horny potential.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 13 points 8 months ago

It's not called "Mild Shape"

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[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

Wait Razira is a paladin? I thought she's a warrior

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 8 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, that's how she was introduced :)

Her statblock is as an NPC sidekick paladin, so she has a much reduced kit from a full paladin.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 43 points 8 months ago

Yes!

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 35 points 8 months ago

My apologies if this is too tall an image to display nicely in your lemmy clients - it wasn't really designed to go into a lemmy post.

Try opening the image directly, or if that fails, reading it on my site directly.

[-] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Opens perfectly in Sync

[-] taaz@biglemmowski.win 16 points 8 months ago

Same in Jerboa

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 16 points 8 months ago

I guess it's just the web client that displays it super small unless I keep clicking through to get the full image :D

[-] Fidelity9373@artemis.camp 7 points 8 months ago

Works well in the Artemis Kbin client.

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[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 24 points 8 months ago

IT HAPPENED

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 8 months ago

Lay on Side

Lay on Back

Lay on Stomach

The sleeping Paladin heals his bed.

[-] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 22 points 8 months ago

There will be some fucking offscreen soon !

This is absolutely the cutest way to roleplay an ability ever. Love it.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 18 points 8 months ago

Razira flustered? Nice.

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 28 points 8 months ago

When Konsi grabs Razira's dress to pull her in for the kiss, I made a mistake drawing it originally, and got the criss-cross backwards. When I noticed it, I redrew the dress to cross over the right way, and the adjustment made the pose far more aggressive from Konsi... Which I think is fine.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 19 points 8 months ago

No mistakes. Only happy accidents.

[-] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 7 points 8 months ago

It's actually one of your stronger panels in the whole series so far.

Clean and strong.

[-] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 8 months ago

Cue cheering from the entire comment section, including me

[-] cxg@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Razira calls Konsi cabbage?! How does this get more adorable every day

[-] Shhalahr@beehaw.org 14 points 8 months ago

I didn't realize it until now, but I’m pretty sure that this is what I’ve been waiting for.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 14 points 8 months ago

She ain't gonna have any charges left in the morning, isn't she.

[-] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 12 points 8 months ago

I am in LOVE with those last 2 panels.

That hand behind her neck is an awesome detail....

[-] cheeseandkrakens@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love it so much

[-] Chunk@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Oh man I don't even read this comic but I knew the small green one was a lesbian!

[-] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

Healing kisses don’t use a spell slot?

[-] ahdok@ttrpg.network 11 points 8 months ago

It's lay on hands, so, no.

[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

Cutest thing I saw all day

[-] stelelor@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Konsi's ear tips! They're blushing too!!! Lovely detail ♥️

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