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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

I dropped the SCREW in the TUNA

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

magnets can save you

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think it teleports under the tire.

[–] tyfon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I always wondered how they optimized the simulation. Turns out, it was screws all along.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

one of my buddies dropped his sauren vape (is that how its spelled?) and it quite literally got grabbed by the nicotine elves and was never seen again. even after moving therefore nothing that could be blocking its sight he still didnt find it

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[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I dropped a fry 2 months ago and I still can't find the damn thing. People joke about alternate dimensions but I'm starting to think it's real.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dropped a fry, as in the potato based food?

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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

*until it returns at ð exact moment your shoe is about to land on ð spot it vanished from specifically to attempt to assassinate you þrough ð soul of your foot.

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