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Shivers in Canadian fear (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anyone that knows what canadian geese or college campus geese are like would think "geese of war" was redundant.

[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

All geese are war geese

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

We’re coming for you.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

Live reaction

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cry havoc...

sobbing "HAVOC!" 😭

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

And let slip the dogs of war!

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

It's better in the original Klingon.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I like the Archer version "let slip the hogs of war..." "Dogs of war." "Whichever farm animal of war, Lana!"

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

oh boy, that's gotta hurt

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fireballs. The answer is always fireballs.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Geese are water type. Clearly they have resistance if not outright immunity.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Call me an idiot for my next words but it's a fucking bird!

I've seen 80 years old people grab geese by the neck and fling the creatures like sacks of potatoes.

I'm aware geese are big and heavy and that the birds do tend to want to bite but come on! Birds. Not tigers.

[–] Rykzon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You are an idiot. It's not birds, it's geese of war! Have you ever seen an 80 year old fling a goose of war? I think not or you would not be able to tell the tale

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dude is forgetting that they are literally the descendants of dinosaurs.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago

So are chickens, ostrichs and emus. And we eat them.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

/c/canadamemes

[–] Shhalahr@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

Animated gif of a scene from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Princess Luna is sitting on a throne, having menacingly and stroking a goose lying in her lap.