Asklemmy

Not using their turn signals if the only other traffic is pedestrians.

So many times I’ve been crossing an intersection to the opposite corner where I could cross either street first, so I pick the street that won't block the car crossing the other way. They’re not signalling so I figure they’re going straight, and cross the other way so they won’t have to wait for me—but seemingly every time it turns out the car was really turning after all. So they’re stuck because they couldn’t conceive of pedestrians as traffic they need to communicate with.

People that blow their nose in a rag and then just put that shit in their pocket, ready for next use...

ATM Machine

I'm going to the store quick(ly) to buy some eggs.

Whether people read as a hobby or not. As it implies a type of interest into the world around them.

And as a lesser second, what they read.

Talking loudly on the phone, while on public transport.

I have a long list of people I would execute if I could get away with it. The transgressions that get you on the list are numerous and varied.

I judge people quietly for smoking.

Nothing.

I'm very vocal in my judgements.

Nosing (instead of reversing) into a parking spot. You always pick the conditions of your arrival, but not always your departure. Also, reversing into traffic is ridiculous and illegal in some places. Parking nose-first is dangerous and lazy.

EDIT: Love how you're all justifying your bad driving habits. Camera? Still can't scan for incoming traffic. Bad weather only on occasion? It's more than bad weather that can make reversing out of a door dangerous.

... and I HATE angle parking.