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[–] sweetviolentblush@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 days ago

I didn't hit that! I didn't!

[–] melonman@lemmy.world 72 points 3 days ago

Markiplier has access to everyone's signal messages, thought you knew bro

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That information is available if you press the "any" key.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 26 points 2 days ago

You've moved away from WhatsApp but you can't escape the Zucc

[–] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Who is General Fault and why is he reading my drive??

[–] Unknown1234_5@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Don't worry Mark's chill you can trust him

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

In a kitchen, prep containers (the plastic square things with many names) have ridges, so if you're prepping chopped onions you fill the container to the ridge. That's so when one gets low you have space to put the remaining onions on top of the new container.

I had one cook who would only ever overfill them, like heaping over top. Every time I pulled a new container from the fridge that was overflowing I'd shout "Fill lines! Watch the fill lines."

It went on for about a week until she shouted back "Who the hell is Phil Lines?"