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submitted 1 year ago by tibor@pawb.social to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] poquitocabeza@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's called type 1 diabetes.

[–] Jamie@jamie.moe 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except it's gonna cost you more like $499.99 to stay alive.

[–] ReakDuck@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

If you live in US, yeah

[–] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don't want your kids? Just stop paying for their subscription.

It ain't a crime since it ain't an abortion.

Anti-Choicers hate this one simple trick!

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Just a simple post birth abortion

[–] cals11@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If that 10 bucks everything to keep a person alive, that's a steal... Food, water, shelter, and basic necessities.

I'd sign up in a heartbeat.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nah the $10/month is just that you dont get executed on the spot

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Or for any major treatment or injuries you have to watch 6 ads first, if you bleed out before they're done, so be it.

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

You gotta be kidding. All this does is stop them from sending somebody round to kill you.

[–] madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

I read singing and wondered for half a minute straight what an Amazon Prime lullaby is going to sound like

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Pay with Credit card to get that lifelong debt a kickstart.