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[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 3 hours ago

That is the worst keyboard layout i have ever seen. Bravo.

[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Can I have Sauce? Because it look like !cassettefuturism@lemm.ee material right there.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

literally 40 keys AND YOU STILL INCLUDE THE USELESS CAPS LOCK KEY

[–] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Mmmmmm delicious irony.

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 18 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

A real Geek only need this one

[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

Oh, sorry, I had the image since a lot of years. The world is small

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

you got way too many keys you can just type with one button and one button (hold)

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That requires more circuitry. Just have the computer check every 0.25s, and if you have depressed the button it is a 1, else a 0.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, executed a perfect BLJ.

[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago

YAAAAAAAAHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

It's for more confort

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

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[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

01111001 01100101 01100001 00100000 00111010 00101001

(ok we should stop)

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 6 hours ago
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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] aStonedSanta@lemm.ee 27 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

The complete lack of A is concerning.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Can still beat Mario64 on Wii VC version.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Or a space key.

But you get two Fn keys next to each other, so it's got that going for it.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You have a backspace.
To do a space you need to press CTRL + Backspace to do a space.
Duh...

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Is that true? the space bar is a keyboard shortcut?

My latest keyboard doesn't have a ctrl on the right side and it took me 2 weeks to adjust.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

This was a joke.
But what you program your keyboard to is your business. If you decide CTRL + Backspace is your space than that's probably it /shrug.
Just as a reminder though: Your colleague will hate helping you at your workplace ;)

[–] superkret@feddit.org 10 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Outside of work, A was part of a Labor Union, a Marxist gathering and an Anarchist bookclub.
So he was let go.

I and N were allowed to stay cause they were the ones who ratted on A.

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 3 points 17 hours ago

I imagine a single press of shift probably types A

Z on the other hand

Also why have a caps lock on a keyboard like this the only time I've ever touched it is for keybinds or by accident

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

What? Ya can't have access at all that; at what situation can ya fathomly have a want to access that?

If you ever do need it, just hit the ol' fn+super+shift+q,z
If you ever need a 'z', just hit fn+alt+Ctrl+backspace.

Ezpz

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You know, I could do without the letter we're referring to here. Plenty of other vowels to suit my needs.

What can anyone alternately make about usage?

[–] MooseTheDog@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Mechanical keyboard enthusiasts about to spend 1500$ on a keyboard missing over half it's keys

[–] addie@feddit.uk 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am pleased that you didn't use A or Z.

Quality shitpost, sir!

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Why would you include both caps lock AND shift but omit A and Z?!

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Two Alt keys and no space bar?

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 107 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Ironically enough, talking about cutting expenses, the keyboard in the photo could easily cost 10 times more than the typical 100% keyboard you'd find in a corporate office.

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.org 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

A typical office keeb is around $15. If you can build this for anywhere close to $150 I'm gonna take 2, please!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

They're free with the shit boxes we hand out at work lol.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I wrote "could easily cost 10 times more", which doesn't exclude an even higher price. $100-$150 for just the case (I couldn't find the exact one) is what I'd expect.

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[–] donuts@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (17 children)

Shift is A, Caps Lock is Z, Control & Backspace is spacebar.

Don't ask me why, I just searched the image and found the reddit thread that this post is riffing from and got my answers

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