this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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Awful Taste But Great Execution

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[–] undercrust@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please tell me this is also actually a cake

It is actually a cake.

I showed these to my girlfriend and she gasped then said, "I love them!"

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I covet these. 😍
Probably couldn't walk in them now with the state of my joints, but back in the day I would have rocked these (remove the random cherry and they're even better).

E: the more I think about it the more I want these, to wear when I use my wheelchair, to hide under a blanket and flash at anyone who gives me a hard time. Still don't think my joints could take those angles even in a seated position, but I would absolutely love to see the looks on peoples' faces 😂

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay now I am just imagining you in a wheel chair at the old folks home for goth strippers scaring the church youth groups who come to volunteer there.

Please tell me this is actually true.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Lol, no, not quite.. For starters, I'm several decades away from qualifying for an old folks home.. 😂😂

But I can't lie, if that's how I end up, I wouldn't be too disappointed lmfao 🤣

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago

Looks unpleasant to wear, but as a strange decoration I think it looks kinda neat.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not really into goth/metal/etc fashion, but I think this actually looks pretty awesome.

I wonder if the mouth is taxidermied or something like an epoxy.

[–] Bel_Shamharoth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

More like Nana's dentures, a hot glue gun, a pair of pliers, and a roadkill coyote.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Glorious. It even has a cherry on top.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why do tall shoes not spread out wide at the base, for added stability?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Don't interrupt female fashion by asking for logical explanations.

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you can actually walk in that, thats pretty impressive

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The massive platform actually provides a lot of stability, making shoes like this easier to walk in than heels of any height without a platform.