When I get up after sitting on the ground for a while my knees are stiff.
Get off my lawn.
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When I get up after sitting on the ground for a while my knees are stiff.
Get off my lawn.
The amount of candles on you're birthday cake are so numerous that the fire department comes out.
Get off my lawn
Pimples just becoming permanent weird little bumps
Presbyopia
You measure time on the scale of emergency to emergency.
People will tell you. Worst I've had is a pulled back muscle from sneezing while leaning forward in my chair.
You look at your weekly pill container to know what day of the week it is.
My 60th birthday.
When the authorities ask why you haven't taken the carrousel rite yet.
One of the biggest and most terrible things that ever happened to my province, which CONSUMED everything for a long time back when I was a teenager and people still talk about very passionately to this day, well meeting someone who has NO idea what this is makes me feel old.
It’s daytime. Or nighttime. Or evening or morning. Or you don’t know what time of day it is but you’re conscious. Any of these situations indicates aging is happening.
I’ve noticed my passions aren’t as sudden, but they burn deeper and longer.