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[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is he sure he wasn’t dating his mom?

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 30 points 10 months ago

The order of his priorities us also interesting.

[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We all make this mistake when we’re young and stupid. It’s how we grow up. Looks aren’t everything. They’re temporary at best.

[–] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Definitely true, though it sounds like Green Text got A LOT of growing up to do.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I was in high school, she was a chubby amd adorable native american girl with waist length black hair. I left her for someone more conventially pretty. I'm a dumbass.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Often times the chubby girl was the big titty goth girl you were always looking for.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 33 points 10 months ago

The real big titty goth girlfriend is the friends we made along the way.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah, were people expecting big titty goth gfs to be skinny?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think that's the jackpot many are looking for, skinny with big tits.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah well they’re rare and probably not willing to put up with most people’s crap. I’m glad I have realistic tastes

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 35 points 10 months ago

Fundamentally, this is a problem that has to do with rating women, and that too purely based on their external appearance.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Skill issue gg

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Suck it up as a life lesson and move on.

[–] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Whenever someone rates people like that on these green texts, often than not, they're the problem. Also did the OP just want someone to take care of him like a child? 2.5/10 too whiny

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Well yeah, but the rest of the post is just him elaborating on how he was the problem

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago

Everyone just wants their bangmaid

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is big chubby girl propaganda

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Both sides are the problem. Go gay instead.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Yet another "problem" polyamory solves

snaps fingers

Just like that

[–] sardaukar@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Polyamory is wrong! It's either polyphilia or multiamory, you never mix Greek and Latin.

[–] solivine@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I'm sure the Greeks wouldn't mind mixing with the Romans in a big polyamorous puddle

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One of my favorite things about polyamorous people is how they can never fucking shut their goddamn mouths and trying to insert their bullshit everywhere.

[–] fruitSnackSupreme@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's like they're always trying to convince everyone as well as themselves.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're are two types of polyamorous people, and they're both mentally unwell.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Much like the.... lovely lady or gentleman above, that's a bit reductive. There's no one true style of relationship, and tossing out polyamory as bad and wrong, or monogamy as antithetical to humans base drives both miss out on the fundamental truth that no one solution works for everyone. The worst of both camps are those who try to say they're right and the other cannot work.

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 0 points 10 months ago

Disrespecting your partners and only seeing what they can do for you is not fixed by polyamory

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a bit reductive isn't it? I'm all for consensual and open polyamory, but what problem, exactly, is solved in this by polyamory? If either party wants monogamy, which is a fairly safe assumption in the world today, then the polyamory just becomes lying, and that doesn't help anyone.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you assume lying is involved, then that's not polyamory, it's cheating.

The important thing to understand here is that monogamy is a human construct, encouraged by people with self-serving agendas. It had to be learned. It can be unlearned.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Right. The reductive part is assuming this problem would be solved by polygamy, when realistically there's nothing at all showing that's the case, except that there's a guy who wants multiple women for different reasons. We only know that he wants that, but nothing of the motives and desires of the others, and thus it's reductive to say "polygamy fixes this".

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your change in verbiage from polyamory to polygamy demonstrates you have no interest in critical inquiry, you just want to argue.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And your complete dismissal over a simple typographic error demonstrates that you never intended to have an actual discussion. I had actually edited my post to polygamy because I had, inaccurately, recalled you using that word. At the end of the day, polyamory and polygamy, yes they're distinct. It doesn't change my statement regardless of which is used, however.

[–] lord___vader@sh.itjust.works -1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

fuck you, fuck your old gf, new gf, fuck y'all.

Why this fucking world can 'tbe simpler...

[–] hangonasecond@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] lord___vader@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I donno I HATE these women shit, like that's all there is to talk about? It was like the 10th post I saw with similar subject, and I was already frustrated

And being simpler is like maybe we shouldn't need to measure the pitch % and modulation of her voice and micro expressions to "be good".

[–] hangonasecond@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's important to keep some perspective and remember that these posts are basically all fake and not a reflection of real life.

Unfortunately we live in a world where social cues are important and that's why it's vital to communicate openly. If this was a real situation and anon had an open dialogue about how they were feeling, the whole situation would have been difficult but ended much better.

[–] lord___vader@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Maybe, but the amount of posts I see (not just on Lemmy/reddit) makes me sick. I mean serious posts, asking for help, news and such. Being a super fucking simp and getting used up as toys. Then they fucking whine about it and maybe commit suicide. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT?

And then there are "fEmInIStS" who say it's all patriotic bullshit. I am losing my mind at this shit. Ngl I was one of 'em earlier(way earlier) too, and even thinking about it makes me wanna fucking die.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

What do you mean?

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee -3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I keep ending up with type two girls who don't give a shit, always dreamed I'd be with a type one who cared about nerd shit and more importantly me.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Meet girls doing nerd shit. It’s what’s always worked for me

[–] 1simpletailer@startrek.website 3 points 10 months ago

This. Plus gender ratio may be skewed more toward men in a lot of nerd hobbies, but the bar is loooooooww. Just have good hygiene, don't be too weird and awkward, and don't be a total manbaby like the OP and you're better then 90% of your competition.