this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When my friends kids ask about games on my phone I open my crossword app. Haven't met any takers yet.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I tried that with a friends kid and sudoku. Little bastard called my bluff and then beat my puzzle.

I am so never having children.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago

You know what you must do

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Gotta up it to killer sudoku. Show them a board with a bunch of outlines and zero numbers filled in and watch their heads explode.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Batman@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

We are on risa after all

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

I'm going to have to try that next. I've been using dropkicking primarily but then the parents get all angry.

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Surely Doom has been ported to the Tricorder.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tricorders, PADDs, door chime panels... Paris was into old shit, bet he secretly installed it on the Doctor's ass.

Alas, we were all born too soon to play holodeck Doom.

[–] DuffmanOfTheCosmos@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

That actually makes me wonder if it would be at all disorienting to play something that low resolution in a holodeck environment. Anyone know if they ever explored that in any of the series?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 11 months ago

How many games did Soong install into Data? 🤔

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Doom can run on Data's fingernail

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Got an app on my tripcorder that changes my voice to sound like other people. Surely that can't be used for nefarious purposes!

[–] taanegl@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

Naw, all I got is Wentlian condor snake.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

He said in a stopped up voice from the visibly large booger in his nose

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

God that's too accurate and too vivid.