Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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The trip hazard is unreal. I kinda want to see it furnished though, firstly, how was it used? livingroom or bathroom? secondly, whad kind of derange furniture choice were made to accompany this madness?
A dedicated orgy room is the least deranged option I can think of.
Dangit! Now all I see is a some crazy sex room!
I'd presume it was a master bedroom. Still not my kind of thing, but it made a little sense that way
Living room hot tub sounds pretty sweet though
I would not look and turn left when exiting the door and fall directly into it.
Fall directly into a hot tub party
Wait a minute, this isn’t where I parked my car!
Someone was trying to do the same thing as in that 1983 movie Scarface https://borntobeunicorn.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/scarface_bornunicorn.png
This would be great for certain types of parties that I may or may not have attended. 😉
Daily life, not so much.
dedicated orgy room. Imagine the thought process, the planning...
I looked at a flat that had a sunken bath that was beside the route from the bathroom door to the toilet and considered it a death trap. Then a friend who is an engineer pointed out that, as this was the first floor flat in a house conversion, the sunken bath is either sticking out from the ceiling of the downstairs flat or, as was the case, it is in the stairwell which should have been capped off with very sturdy beams but instead has a bath in it. And the plumbing for the bath would, presumably, be through the now bricked off bottom of the stairs in the lower flat. It all looked like a nightmare and stayed on the market for a year, occasionally going off when someone made and offer and quickly coming back again when the surveyors report came in. Now at least I know it could have been worse.
Why does it look like a backrooms level? lol
"We have Scarface's house at home!"
I would be into this actually
Nothing like the sloshing sound of a wet carpet.
It’s funnier if, like me, you misinterpret that as a sink and wonder why the fuck someone would put a mini fireplace in a bathroom.
A mini fireplace in a bathroom does not sound so bad tbh (and you can remove the carpet from the bathroom faster by burning it)
Great, now not only do I have “slip in the shower and introduce my front teeth to the faucet at mach 3” nightmares, now I gotta have “…and shove foot directly into brazier at the same time” as well?
I was thinking safe closed fire with a glass window in the oposite corner. You would get the nice light and sounds while in the bath, and a warm place to sit next to when you leave the bathtub.
At least the interior and colors are modern
It’s like they used crazy paving on that fireplace!
