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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is on to something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] qazwsxedcrfvtgb1111@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are getting progressively more insane

[–] Darorad@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Obviously the tunes aren't there, each toaster comes with compressed toast and expands to replace the bread. That's why they stop working eventually, they run out of toast.

[–] Becausewhynot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Calvin and Hobbes moment.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Twice cooked bread, Genius!