My dogs get sung the bestest boy/girl in the world song. My mom wrote it,and it's a tradition now.
The boy version is as follows:
Hims the bestest little boy in the world Woo woo Hims the bestest little boy in the world Woo woo Hims the bestest little boy and he brings us so much joy Hims the bestest little boy in the world Woo woo
Upon the third woo woo the aforementioned bestest boy does his bestest howl. He waits for that moment, and will whine in anticipation. If you skip the third woo woo and go back into the lyrics his entire body quakes and he can barely contain himself waiting for the next woo woo.
The girls do not have this patience. They howl on the first woo woo, but we're learning em
