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Anything But Metric

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Americans will use anything but metric

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[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

american football fields or euro football fields? please use the standard cheeseburger πŸ‘

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

The football you play with your hands, of course.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Five point one millimeter of what?

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

M β‰  m in metric. Example: 1 MB = 1000 kB

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

M β‰  m in metric

Maybe not in academic notation, but in every day writing, it ABSOLUTELY is used as it and Mm isn't used for kilometer anywhere lol

Also, since we're nitpicking, 5190 rounds to 5200, not 5100 πŸ˜›

[–] brotundspiele@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Mm is absolutely used as a shorter form of 1000km where I 'm from, especially when you're talking about the distance you (or your vehicle) travels per year.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

But how many swimming pools is that?

Assuming FINA pools, 100940

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But there's a ferry in the middle

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should reroute it via the Øresund bridge and tunnel.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The bridge is already occupied by the E20.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So does the Pan American Highway, but if we are willing to call that 30,000 km, i am willing to give the Euros their 5,000 km highway to feel important.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Panama Canal has a bridge over it, correct? Where is the ferry required? The Darien Gap?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

The circumference of the planet is 40,000 km. If you made a highway and it's 30,000 km long you fucked up.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's also the about distance from San Francisco to Las Vegas.

Should just move San Francisco to Finnmark and Vegas to Sicily, then. It's just easier that way 🀷

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But how many Danny DeVitos?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The length of the E45 route from Finnmark to Sicily is a little under 3.5 million Danny DeVitos...is DEFINITELY a unique sentence πŸ˜„

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is there a turnoff that leads to gibralter? because that would be so cool.

I mean, there's probably thousands of places along the route where you can make a turn in order to head towards Gibraltar 🀷

[–] uis@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Europe? Yes, a few. Would even go so far as to say MANY!