No discourse on farts is complete without mention of the Dutch oven. The type of cover material used to create the oven is just as important as what is eaten prior to the farting itself

I already got the degen part down, poetry is so so

…actually it’s bad, I need a smoke now

Uh huh sure. Hey, do you know about toxoplasmosis?

If the email did find them in a well, they’ll ask for help and that’ll just be a whole thing. Better not to send the email in the first place

lots of desperate people to keep unskilled labor costs down

America needs more unions sooo badly

Well after you do the drugs, it doesn’t really matter

You know, the least you can do if you’re dumb is not be a racist piece of shit. Dumb and racist is just too much

No but Marilyn Monroe started the hourglass figure trend before JLo

Edit this list is pretty great about naming curvy women thru American pop culture https://www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/features/g6376/best-celebrity-hourglass-bodies/

It’s missing pics from what I can tell on my phone.

I think most people are talking about figures like these when they’re saying gyatt and what not

I feel like I could learn Dutch, my English is already broken

He has the facial expression of someone patiently waiting for someone else to stop talking

Maybe because of too much lead exposure?

Alternative title: use these words if you want your kid to never say them again