this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 36 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Solution: Be unattractive.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

Alternate solution: don’t be attractive

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I love friend-zoning people. I’ve got, like, ten friends meow.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Make sure to check the food supplies though. Starvation is the highest risk when overcrowding the friendzone.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

Oh..... shhhhiiiiiiiiiiit........

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That has mixed success for various women in my experience.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 12 hours ago
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