That man is 81, what do you expect?

He can't see further than the board in front of his head.

(There's a German saying which translates to having a board in front of their head that and means that someone's slow on the uptake)

We had a great movie scene in Berlin and then the Nazis happened. Now almost every German film is the same low-tier trash

Das Internet ist halt immer noch Neuland

My guitar with the rusted strings is crying in the corner

That'll surely bring peace and prosperity to them /s

That's not mayo, that's tzatziki

Ich glaub es hackt!

Da laufen dann aber nur Scheißfilme

Leaving my home, friends, family and everything build up behind just because of my political views? What an absolutely genius idea, why haven't I thought of this earlier?!

I've read tributary as trebuchet first and was equally impressed and confused for a moment.

I don't have a car and I'm separating my trash but it doesn't seem to do anything