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[–] riverSpirit@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 days ago

He could have meant anything.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

And thus, the perma stun begins

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

50 years from now Mexico City will love to ride Teslas around the place. The US will make a movie about an enchanted Tesla called 8. Mexico will make their own called Ocho. Kids all over will grow up having their dads teach them how to do a full Tesla battery replacement. Dead batterys will litter every backyard. You'll be able to just go to the local open market to buy replacement parts.

Meanwhile in the US, NASA will employ Ex X workers to build their first rocket to fly our first Astronauts. Our astronauts will be using very expensive pens, unlike the ruzzians who used to use pencils. And everyone will know this.

After the war is over Elon shoots his own head off and they make a movie about that too...many movies with different sad endings. Ruzzia would dedicated decades to making a Vladimir Godzilla movie and then the best radios there ever will be, followed by the best TV monitors and also small cute cars called Vlad Kei cars.

The US history books will tell us all how we finally beat Elon after he sunk a sub. The US public will then give the president full mandate to drop the bomb. All girls give up their pantyhose material... Somehow that's very important for wars. And chickens.

Guys! I cracked the code! Its all happening again! Look for books called His Tory. I don't know who's Tory, but the one I found was in my basement. Its a little encoded but its all happening like the book predicted!

[–] Hellsfire29@lemmy.world -4 points 1 day ago

Delusional, as usual

[–] Winterfrost@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Nazism on steroids!!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Guys, guys, guys! You got it all wrong! He was clearly slapping his chest to activate the homing becon to send a request to his home planet, so they can send a UFO to come pick him up! Then he used his arm as an antenna!!!

See? The whole space exploration obsession was just his way of trying to fund a way home.

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Then he needs a serious anal probing by the aliens, so they can work out what the fuck is wrong with him

[–] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 2 days ago

makes sense

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz -4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He isn't a nazi. He is a fucking loser. His kids, ex wives and girlfriends all hate him. He is clearly incompetent which is why Trump has just given him an unofficial agency to throw him a bone to get him to shut up, maybe giving him a crumb every so often. The only friends he can find now are the Hitler youth and I expect they will get bored of him soon too.

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