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[–] nuke@yah.lol 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Made it with AI. It's not perfect and the NATO cross is a tad bit off, but I really liked this one

[–] BaroqueInMind@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which AI and what's the prompt?

[–] nuke@yah.lol 10 points 1 year ago

DALLE 3

Cartoon meme of military doge waving the Sweden flag. The doge has a military uniform with a NATO patch

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh.

I thought Erdogan was just shitposting about holding up Swedish membership because they can burn Korans, and he really wanted money.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago

Turkey had an election a few month ago, and Erdogan is in the "Turkey Stronk" party. So they have to look like they're "coming down" on Sweden for bonus points. Now that he's been re-elected, he can stop burning what little international goodwill Turkey has left.

Also, he got a massive bribe for this.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

he wanted F35s but as long as they have S400s it's a no go

what he did get is some extra F16s and upgrade package for what F16s they have

and probably a massive bribe

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also stupid, he was never going to get f35s and everyone around him has them.

Should have played it cooler, taken the f35s, s400s do him no good against anyone he's pissed at, he should have known it then, it's proven beyond a shadow of a doubt now.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point I don't understand why he doesn't just offer to ship his s400 to Nevada in exchange for F35s, since the platform is very clearly little more than strongman bait. I guess that would require him to admit he got duped.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I can just imagine a whole state of the art SAM system disappearing into Nellis, never to be seen now heard again.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Biden promised him first dibs on Mar-a-Lago

[–] Cockmaster6000@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

Basted Turkey

[–] GenEcon@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not until the Russian puppet state in the EU (Hungary) gives its approval.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Not until America's check to Orban clears.

[–] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] user134450@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

picture of a Swedish general

i guess dalle only knows American uniforms :)

[–] nuke@yah.lol 2 points 1 year ago

DALLE quietly hinting at Sweden becoming the 51st state. Maybe they know something

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED