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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 24 points 1 year ago

Police are still searching for this hardened criminal.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Glad to see Florida man is still working hard.

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

He's going to be working super hard once he gets his influx of Viagra.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Just give me all the Viagra you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of Viagra." What I said was, "Give me all the Viagra you have." Do you understand?

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

To be fair, as the article says it was a mixture of prescription drugs.

It wasn't about viagra per se, but about satuff they could probably easily resell. Or at least thought they could.

[–] sky@codesink.io 0 points 1 year ago

to be fair the shit is expensive and insurance won't often cover it

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 0 points 1 year ago

Sounds like having a hard-on for a hard-on. Hard-on redundancy.