This is a kind of thing that a Metal Gear villain would pull.
Where's the cyborg twink Raiden to stop this? Or Snake. Or anyone else. Even Machine Gun Kid would suffice (Kid With A Mere AR15 missed by a lot).
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
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Red, White and Blueland??? Trump is a juvenile version of Dr Evil, right down to the goofy run that his son, Scot would have (but with more waddle)
The way things are going, this would probably become a legit political platform...
PRESIDENT ARMSTRONG: You still don’t get it, ITS ABOUT THOSE WHO WILL NOT, NOT THOSE WHO CANNOT, IN MY NEW AMERICA THE POOR WILL BE ENSURED OF THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, WAR WILL BE FOUGHT BY EVERY MAN, NOT BY INTEREST GROUPS, AGAINST EVERY MAN
You know how the germans act when we talk about Hitler?! That will be americans in the future. Like WHAT THE FUCK?
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Lets get some new names for russia china and brazil while we're at it. Ill start brazil is now south texas
This government is stupider and more childish than any TikTok challenge to date... combined
Dammit!
I said this as a joke nearly a month ago on Discord.
all i get from this is that Donald Trump is in your discord server and stole your idea
I know exactly who it is.
Actually, I'm just going to accuse the one person I know that will be the most upset about me calling him out as Trump.
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WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING EGG PRICES YOU GERIATRIC FUCK?!?!
Best I can do is a new global pandemic. But with no public information from Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and without working with the World Health Organization.
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Red, White, and Blueland
Does this mean France, and Russia, and every other country with those colors in their flags also have claims to that land?
I'm sure he is just referencing Norway which originally claimed the land before "somehow" Denmark got it, right?
there's no way we're not living in a simulation. it fucking sucks. Please, somebody delete me right now I don't want to play anymore 😭
Oh my fucking God. Holy sweet fucking Lord in heaven. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm already done.
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Cool. Just renamed my apartment "The REAL United States of America". Every room is now a new state. The guest bathroom is obviously "New Ohio". There. See how much that lowered egg prices?
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Red + Blue = Purple + White = .. Lilac?
Lilacland?
I bet they have a lot of Lilacs there, we should go
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Now they're just trying to distract us from the actual dangerous shit they're doing behind the scenes. Don't fall for it!
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The geopolitical fanfiction writes itself. Renaming Greenland like some corporate rebrand desperate to distract from melting assets – national security theater now starring spray-painted glaciers. The cognitive contortions needed to frame territorial karaoke as "strategic expansion" would earn Olympic gold in mental gymnastics.
They've upgraded from labeling dissenters "anti-American" to legislating cartographic fanfic. Six-month bureaucratic deadlines for rewriting maps? Peak legislative productivity achieved while infrastructure crumbles and healthcare implodes. At least the Sharpie industry thrives.
Denmark's diplomatic eye-roll echoes through the performative patriotism. Soft power evolves into PowerPoint jingoism – why address rising seas when you can rename them? The real climate action? Mandating all future hurricanes adopt surnames from Founding Fathers. Priorities, people.
Trump given power
No, he hasn't. Congress hasn't passed it -- it's just been introduced as a bill.
One House Representative introduced it and then released the statement.
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Truly this will make eggs cheaper
Sounds like a shitty theme park.
This "buddy" is so nose deep up Trumps ass that he just climbed out of his mouth
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