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[–] Ferroto@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The good ones have probably already found new higher paying jobs. The ones that come back will be the dregs. But what can you expect from a guy who bankrupted a Casino

[–] LifeOfEnd@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

I didn't know this. But his casino in NY, played out a gambler, they basically got that gambler into the position of owing money. (He had already been draining the casino by winning). When he lost he owed the casino money but the Japanese Mafia killed him before he could pay it.

I think that was talked about in the documentary Hyper Normalization by Adam Curtis. It's on yt if you're interested.

[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 60 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Move fast and break things. What could possibly go wrong?

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 34 points 6 days ago

Maybe running a government isn't like trying to start a start up with a 90% failure rate!

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 19 points 6 days ago

It's all funny until you realize that the people willing to go back will be a bunch of spineless loyal yes men.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 22 points 6 days ago

I can’t express in words how fucking stupid Trump and his ilk are. I just cannot believe these dumb mother fuckers!

i hope they come back but just to give this speech.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q3wFt1zBVE

[–] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago
[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You would think this is an insult to the Trump administration but it is really a testament to the inefficient chaos that is the government bureaucracy. I worked for the fed government for approximately 15 years when hundreds of coworkers and myself received letters explaining the agency had no idea who we were. We would all have to repeat our background checks and resubmit fingerprints to the FBI. Some of the people had been there for 25+ years.

[–] XM34@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago

You would think this is an insult to the Trump administration

And you would be right. There's no doubt that some government agencies are bloated and overstaffed. But what this administration is doing is not even close to fixing any of these problems. They set out to allegedly trim a few sick trees and instead they're burning down the entire forest!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 256 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Echoes of late 2022 when Twitter abruptly fired thousands of people, then turned around days later and tried to rehire many of them. I'm sure it's purely a coincidence that one person is closely tied to both incidents.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You could also mention the Tesla Supercharger team.

And you might also draw parallels that this seems more like spite or other personal whim, rather than motivated by the needs of the organization, or applied with any intelligence

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If only we could know who it is, things would be so much different.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 150 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Christ, what a bunch of dumb motherfuckers.

[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 81 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Malicious intent x Incompetency = whatever the fuck this is.

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[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 week ago

In any other democracy there would be heads rolling and people going to jail over this. But as usual your elected representatives with their thumbs up their asses

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well, time to renegotiate salary, isn't it?

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[–] ThePrimitive@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Considering they were betrayed by their country after years of patriotic service, you can probably find some of them in Beijing, and I don't blame them.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I would choose France.

[–] phar@lemmy.ml -1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That'd be an interesting choice. You could choose any other country and you go with one of the other autocracies? Good lookin foot I have there. Shame if I pulled this trigger.

[–] piecat@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm sure they'd be treated extremely well. Usually there's some good incentives to encourage defectors

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Yep at least you get a VIP treatment while they suck your brains off

Both places suck big time, change my mind.

[–] phar@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

That's a chance you want to take with China of all places? No thank you.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I believe some countries don't have as many nuclear plants to hire engineers and scientists. France is one of the countries heavily invested in nuclear and so is UK. Maybe China does as well? I don't know about the latter if they have many nuclear plants and I am too lazy to check at the moment.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I don't know either, but a friend of mine is in nuclear research and said that China is investing a lot into nuclear power.

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