"That's where you're wrong, Deandra. Corporations are people, an' they got a right to own property, votes, and elected officials as much as anybody else! So I say if Mac wants to dedicate himself to generating profit for his shareholders then that's his right and I'm not gonna stand by while you try 'an take it from 'em!"

[–] Vodik_VDK@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"In fact! [Opens wallet] Hey Mac, now that you've announced your IPA I think I'd like to get in on the action and invest a little, what do ya' say? How many shares you got and what's your ask?"

[–] los_chill@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

"I built this company with these hands. Built it from the ground up...

It's done? Oh. Good. Right. All right, that's it. It's over, you can all go."

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

They are however, somehow, still assholes.