this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Overthink, straight to jail. Underthink, also jail.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] deus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Not thinking?

Believe it or not, also jail.

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice try to stop thinking and focus on your breathing.

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IM STILL THINKING BUT UNDER

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Take deep breaths to reach under.

[–] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

An now all together:
🎼 If you're happy and you know it... 🎶

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Instructions Clarification:

Do not blow brains out. Doing so gives your enemies an undeserved victory.