This is outrageous, it’s unfair! How can you choose the bear but not molest it?
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The bears did not choose these streets, the streets chose them.
Really? Today? Without any notice? I have been coming here every Saturday for the past 12 years. Every Saturday, without fail. Just to support molesting the bears. You have been one of the last places to be understanding towards us. We have put up with price hikes, lower quality bears, missing time with our families, just to be here for this. And this is what you do...
12 fuckin' years, wasted. All for fuckin' nothin', now. Y'know what? Just you wait. Just wait until those bears get lonely and come lookin' for you! You'll be beggin' us back, but we'll have bears of our own by then!
I will let you have ONE bear. ONE.