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True Story - Aspen (zerobytes.monster)

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TRUE STORY I was in a snooty Aspen antiques shop and espied what I thought to be an ivory cribbage board.

Frosty Aspen shop lady: “No, that is not ivory, that is petrified walrus penis.”

Me: “Well, if someone were going to make a cribbage board from my penis, I’d be petrified too!”

ME: Exits shop to raucous laughter from the other shoppers.

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