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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 67 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Please no Christmas memes before Halloween.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But how else are we supposed to prepare for the War on Christmas?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

With no Xmas memes after Halloween, too

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I just write angry letters to my local mall.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Prepare now for the Mariah Carey invasion

[–] PurpleTentacle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Due to climate change, she's thawing earlier every year.

[–] LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

All I want for Christmas is coal

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

They put up the holiday advertisements in my store yesterday. Halloween isn't even here yet.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

They're minerals. Jesus Marie!!

[–] doctorcrimson 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Coal is actually split into four types

  • Lignite
  • Subbituminous
  • Bituminous
  • Anthracite

And there is also Graphite which is technically different from coal.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There is also diamond which is technically different than coal.

[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Fullerenes, nanotubes, graphene... they're also different.

For illustration purposes, C~60~ fullerite:

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Wow there’s a lot going on in there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fullerite

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

*Mineral Collection

[–] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Those are some sick rocks and minerals (I have a ton of my own)

[–] DarthBueller@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

THEY’RE MINERALS, MAR….. oh wait, you already… sorry.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Too soon, man. I just left a Halloween party. Are you ok?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Legit did not occur to me it’s a Christmas meme. I am not even kidding. I was tired and high.

[–] LegionEris@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago

Real Joe Pera vibes.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 11 months ago

That news paper just stole that meme?

[–] themachine@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Would be a little funnier if panel two was COAL?!?!

[–] fleabomber@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Eat it, Santa.

[–] HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago

This is the correct answer when the haters give you a lump of coal.