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animals that do not live up to their names
- horseshoe crab (not a horseshoe; not a crab)
- peacock (has no cock)
- sand dollar (not made of sand, actually costs 13 dollars)
- butterfly (does not contain butter)
- jellyfish (not a fish)
- cuttlefish (see above)
- vampire squid (not a vampire)
- bearded dragon (beardless)
- bald eagle (is not bald)
- sunfish (will not kill you within minutes due to intense heat as you approach it)
- ping pong tree sponge (cannot play ping pong)
- praying mantis (atheist)
animals that live up to their names
- fly
Dragonfly - Not a dragon, nor a fly