funny

The original post: /r/funny by /u/N1h1l810 on 2025-03-09 01:19:56.

My dad would make everything "for Jesus" "stand up for Jesus" "poop for Jesus" "commit blasphemy for Jesus" I find myself saying this often even though I'm atheist AF. Then again, so was Dad. And my grandma would warn us to "not write checks our butts can't cash" when we were getting in trouble. She rarely followed through. As a kid it was terrifying. I mean I didn't know how to write a check much less cash one. As an adult it's freaking hilarious.