Isn’t this a thing just for the parents?
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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When your foot 🦶 touches the paper 📄 it transports you into a parallel universe 🌌 where your bank account 💵 is half of what it should be and you weigh 10lbs 🪨more. This is what they 👿 are taking from you 🤡! Changes are coming! Power to the peephole!
~~peephole~~ peehole!
FTFY
Power to the peehole?
Aka Sounding with Voltage
It's going to take generations of scribes to decipher this moon speak.
Here is my gift to you of a totally crazy sovcitty filing in the Alberta court.
They're saying that they were brought into the world without their consent and are forced to follow rules they never agreed to.
In principle it is a valid greivance, however they probably got a dui or a divorce or some other legal issue they see as unfair.
I'm not entirely certain that our species has generations left.
I'll take "What in the Actual Hell Are You Trying to Say" for $1,000 Alex.
This is actually a straight forward explanation of what sovcits believe.
The fact that its Incomprehensible unless you dipped head first into the river idiot is a feature for them, not a bug.
keep posting these, these are good somehow, i couldn't come up with that myself.
Here is a vexatious litigant court filing from the Alberta court which is vaguely sovcitty and hilarious to read:
Oh noez, they're going to "still" my inheritance?! Jumpin' jelly beans, Batman – we gotta do something!
I could feel the brain cells dying as I read this.
Doesn't help that their spelling and grammar are shit.
If you spell the words right, they get control over you!