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[–] m532@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 10 hours ago

In the daylight time bank which is run by grey men who run on smoking the stolen time

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

And while we’re at it, why is Greenwich so mean all of the time?

[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 7 points 22 hours ago

where the sun don't shine

[–] kamills@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago

On the dark side of the moon, nobody ever looks there

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Daylight is stored in the sun balls

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

We don't, it's used to make adrenochrome, duh

[–] BevelGear@beehaw.org 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The official daylight savers safely store the hour in a comfy box. I can't imagine the physics that goes into that, but basicly, time just gets tired and needs to rest while a fresh hour takes its place. That is all.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

And, while you're looking for it, could you also tell me Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that was me, I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the dip in the dip da dip da dip.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You made my baby fall in love with me!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Ohh no that was all you buddy!

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 22 hours ago

It goes straight into Musk's pocket.