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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I would like to thank my wife, The Lord Almighty, and that Looney Tunes episode for being the reasons I'm still here today"

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my wife, The Lord Almighty

Talk about marrying out of your league

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

This is why I hate English.

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 33 points 1 day ago

"They threw two whole hives into the basement, and the results were immediate."

Lol

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago

Bringing a whole new meaning to a sting operation.

[–] buwho@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Send n̶u̶d̶e̶s̶ Nades

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

OMFG they threw bee boxes into their bunker?! LOL

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, so where's the meme with the two guys and the shark putting a hat on bees?

Post this question to NCD and your desire shall be granted

Is that like

Biological warfare?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lol! I hope their mom's get free meat grinders! Lol

I hope their moms got free beekeeper suits!