Dozen today or half dozen tomorrow.
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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You guys have retirement savings?
Enough to retire for about a week.
Hey now, I also have a week of sick leave saved up. I’d just have to pretend to be sick (and provide a doctor’s note for my absence) for an entire week before retiring for a week.
Trump's cybertruck has a chance to do the funniest thing.
Surely the solution is to double down and take another round of special K to feel better?
Triple the dose and he'll feel like his dad loved him.
Not as much as his step sister though.
selling crappy cars to dumb people is probably the role that suits trump the best.
And from now on MAGA loves EVs!
NSFW ish
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It’s about fellatio tho. You should check it out if you aren’t American and know science words.
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