Leftist Infighting: A community dedicated to allowing leftists to vent their frustrations

If roads operated like the Left, getting out of the door we would see mega-buses cutting slowly through the city without stopping while the passengers looked at their destination pass by. We would see small madmaxesque vehicles, driven by people on amphetamines shouting: “MAKE WAAAAAAAY I'M TURNIIIIIIIIIING” at every junction. Armored pink tanks would be patrolling the street and shooting their cannons at any vehicle around them for fear of being hit first. Some cars would have wheels on the roof. Half of the drivers would be driving on the right side of the street, yelling at the other half who believe they should be driving on the left. Also, none of the vehicles would operate on fuel because it ran out long ago: everybody would be using their feet like in the Flintstones.