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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[โ€“] monkeytrench@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

posting for posterity. what a way to start the lemmy journey. and godspeed to op, shine on you crazy diamond.

[โ€“] eduardm@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Whatever you do, DON'T visit fecalfunny.com

[โ€“] totally1995@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

thank you lemmy for this gift

[โ€“] Snuzii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I guess try taking some OTC medicine for diarrhea, should make you constipated.

[โ€“] Yoldark@vlemmy.net 1 points 1 year ago

Get some mana or soilent, stuff like that.

You need to eat it before your journey as your bowels need to adapt, once it is good you will have one poop per week as there is not a lot of fibers in it.

It is cheap also. You got everything you need to be well.

[โ€“] diffaldo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

try OMAD and drink sugary drinks while in your journey. Godspeed!

I was here for this also what the actual fuck my guy.

Nugget_in_biscuit was indeed part of this, the first lemmy in-joke in history

Stamp that i was here. Truly an outstanding post

[โ€“] Gobidev@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] nPrime@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

There are many people in long term care homes who survive only on nutritional drinks.

Keep in mind that you'll need to put your plan into action a few days in advance because you'll still have food working its way through your system a day or two after your last solid meal.

[โ€“] swab148@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] ThaijsClan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Everyone else gave really good examples already so I don't have much to contribute. I am however extremely interested in what you are going to be doing. Totally understand if you can't say now, but after you're done if you can talk about it would you give us an update?

If you can't I wish you all the luck in life. Stay safe :)

[โ€“] Chocrates@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just don't eat and mainline kaopectate?

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