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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[–] ThaijsClan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Everyone else gave really good examples already so I don't have much to contribute. I am however extremely interested in what you are going to be doing. Totally understand if you can't say now, but after you're done if you can talk about it would you give us an update?

If you can't I wish you all the luck in life. Stay safe :)

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Uh, are you David Blaine? Do you plan on burying yourself in a coffin for three days?

[–] diffaldo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

try OMAD and drink sugary drinks while in your journey. Godspeed!

[–] totally1995@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

thank you lemmy for this gift

[–] Nugget_in_biscuit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Nugget_in_biscuit was indeed part of this, the first lemmy in-joke in history

[–] Granite@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Avoid foods with lots of fiber leading up to the trip! And then take lots of fiber after you’re home safely.

[–] achooie@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Try US MREs but skip the coffee, per 4chan

[–] nPrime@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

There are many people in long term care homes who survive only on nutritional drinks.

Keep in mind that you'll need to put your plan into action a few days in advance because you'll still have food working its way through your system a day or two after your last solid meal.

[–] BouncingArmos@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I was here for this also what the actual fuck my guy.

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