I dont have any advice. Just wanted to day I was here before the reason was revealed.
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Hard boiled eggs. Astronauts love them because they are almost completely absorbed and pooping in space is a hassle.
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Imodium
I was here
Tbf, there's a difference between knowing instinctively that someone poops and being first-hand witness to the godawful stench of post-chipotle bowel movement in an area with poor air circulation (AC aside).
Crush is definitely involved though.
Me surviving 1week without pooping
Are you being human trafficked?
This is the weirdest fucking thing I've seen on the Internet in a long time.
This sounds like you're on the hajj and don't want to use the crappy bathrooms and wait till you're in the hotel to poop. I would say drink lots of water, have some nuts and dates, drink some of the juices, stay away from rice and meat dishes. Enjoy the experience while you're there!
Itβs been 6 days since the original post. OP was 3 days out from the poopless leg of his trip. OP, I hope everything went according to plan!
Please update when back!
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Brother/sister/sibling, please just poop.
Could you give us an update after your.... endeavours... how it went?
Commemorative comment for the start of Lemmy lore.
Just use the MRE's you've no doubt been issued for beast week and stop complaining. Also hide your phone trainee, the MTI's are coming.
I was here for it.