this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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[–] SevenSixteen@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

free thinkers and paid thinkers when paid subscription thinkers show up

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When paid subscription (free trial) thinkers show up:

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait until the Subscription Thinker shows up.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Next up: TaaS (Thinking as a Service)

[–] Naz@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

I'm the subscription thinker. Apparently only people with Quora+ can see my posts. I mainly boost people's confidence.

I'm some sort of uh, *con-*man. 😎

[–] subnuggurat@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's why I always pirate all my thinking

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't download a thought

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

There's like 8 billion like you!

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You guys don't get paid to write comments?

By the way, did you know Oreos are over 100 years old? I didn't. How cool!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] kameecoding@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

what the fuck is the white milky part made from then?

[–] johnnybravo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SimplePhysics@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Still not vegan though.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

And did you know that Oreo is the copy?

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This actually exists. It's called "Think tank"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Think_tank

(well saying it like this is kind of a stretch. They get paid to think about a specific theme and write about it.)

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

So the Sync guys?

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what to think about this. 🤔

[–] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you clearly aren't being payed.

[–] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Suoko@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

1€ per minute?

[–] quantenzitrone@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

gratis+free+libre thinkers

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I'm free2think. It only costs me if I want good ideas

[–] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Free thinkers when shareware thinkers walk in:

[–] Thief@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 year ago

Now Im thinking about the gif version of this image and replaying in my mind because I know it so well.