The fun part is we don’t know if it was arson or a technical fault
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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"But fElon, why exactly did the truck catch fire?"
"Well, a pebble hit it."
"A pebble hit it?"
"A pebble hit the battery."
"Is that unusual?"
"Oh yeah. A pebble? On the road? Chance in a million!"
Probably Ukraine's fault no?
Nah, sorry, I disagree. Cybertrucks are ugly even as wrecks.
What wrecks? They are in pristine condition. As functional as a new one!
I didn't know they also came in blue and green.
You have to heat treat them.
Or I don't know, "if it burns, we can destroy it".
"Fire kills everything"
I think I finally understand art. lol
This makes me wish I got a picture of a burned swastikar in my area last summer. I walked by it so many times while walking my brother's dogs but not once did I think to get a picture. If I had known it was one before it was on the news, I definitely would have saved a picture for rainy days.
d-d-double kill
Bet the dealerships get on board for the insurance payout
Burn it all down.
Look at those peaceful cybertrucks, living in the moment.
Perfection
This brings me great joy